Social Superhero Gifts

It doesn't matter what you drive. There's a volunteering opportunity for everyone.

North Pole

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Vote Signal

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Battle against Ebola.

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Covid Duel

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Poor Customer Service

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

Social Networking or Death

Man running down mountain from runaway coronavirus

Global Warming - Sun Roasting Earth Like a Chicken.

"I'm in a hurry so I'll have what he's having... go take it from him!"

Second wave

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."