Social Skill Superhero Gifts

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"Are you talking to me?"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'Oh, please and thank you work okay, but I miss the old days as a baby when a blood-curdling shriek could get immediate service.'

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'We've only seen your house from outside. You'd never guess that it was nice inside.'

'Wouldn't you like to go outside and interface with some of the other children?'