Social Skill Juggler Gifts

"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Football

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Education Guidance

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

I think you put it off long enough.

The correct expression is "May I approach the bench?" , not "May I approach the barn?"

Mange tout or man get out

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'