Status Juggler Gifts

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Balancing work and family

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Stop and Birch

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Wait a minute....!

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'