Status Juggler T-Shirts

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Balancing work and family

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Stop and Birch

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Wait a minute....!

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"I have been happily married... three times!"