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'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

Supermom.

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Working mother

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."