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'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Balancing work and family

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hassled Mother.

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."