Professional Life Juggler T-Shirts

"Team, it's a business decision...one of you has to go. And that person is.... I don't know about you, but the suspense is killing me!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Work/Life Balance

"The meeting will come to order."

Working hours.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Balancing work and family

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'