Professional Life Juggler T-Shirts

"Team, it's a business decision...one of you has to go. And that person is.... I don't know about you, but the suspense is killing me!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Work/Life Balance

"The meeting will come to order."

Working hours.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Balancing work and family

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."