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"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of lunch."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Working hours.

Supermom.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'