Social Skill Struggler Gifts

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Modern Studying

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

Ouija Bored

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Are you talking to me?"

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

'Oh, please and thank you work okay, but I miss the old days as a baby when a blood-curdling shriek could get immediate service.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.