Skill Juggler Gifts

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Football

Moving in

A woman watches football on her computer.

Education Guidance

"Balanced Diet"

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Chiropractor

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.