Skill Juggler Pillows

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Football

Moving in

A woman watches football on her computer.

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Balanced Diet"

"Honey! We're home!"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Chiropractor

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."