Social Superhero Pillows

It doesn't matter what you drive. There's a volunteering opportunity for everyone.

North Pole

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Vote Signal

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Covid Duel

Battle against Ebola.

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Poor Customer Service

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

Global Warming - Sun Roasting Earth Like a Chicken.

Man running down mountain from runaway coronavirus

"I'm in a hurry so I'll have what he's having... go take it from him!"

Second wave

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"