War Hero Pillows

'Of course I have a war mentality. You don't expect me to have a peace mentality do you!'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Bring It On!

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Professional football.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Frontex

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Dove with its wings tied

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

01/08/45

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Clearing up medals.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Goalie Wall.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale