Military Hero Pillows

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Keyworker

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Veterans Day '20

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Smile

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vladimir Putin.

Football.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable