Military Hero Gifts

'I got these for staying the course.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Keyworker

Military Medals

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Lost around a military base.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Smile

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Veterans Day '20

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Oooops!

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Vladimir Putin.