Mountain Hero Gifts

Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Camping.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Professional football.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go