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'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Camping.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Recalculating

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Say speed

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Professional football.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go

"Hey. . . in use!"