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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Piper

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Say speed

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Planner at work.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Way to go

"Hey. . . in use!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

A 'failed' brake check!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...