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'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Children playing football.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Ranch Dressing

"We're out of bags."

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Professional football.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Picked On

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Rake

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'