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'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Children playing football.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

A boy with a football

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Ranch Dressing

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Pumpkin Time!

"We're out of bags."

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Rake

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Picked On

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.