Ranch Life Rider T-Shirts

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Lamb Noise.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Ranch Dressing

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I can't afford to feed you."

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Cowboy Slippers

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Slow, Men at Work.

COW. JUST COW.

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I love you guys!'