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Jesus Seals the Hick...

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lamb Noise.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

The Pooperrazzi

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.