Rural Roadrunner T-Shirts

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Farm Humor.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!