Rural Roadrunner Pillows

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The Pooperrazzi

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'