Rural Roadster T-Shirts

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Love by bike

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Trike lowrider

'Fire straw one!'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

'Sheep happens.'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Entering Yoke.

Country Cat/City Car

A Hunting Party.

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

Cattle gives way to car

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."