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Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

'Sheep happens.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

French Early Bird

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Love by bike

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the night life-like?

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

OK Yah!

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Heart of America or Bypass

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Hitchhikers

Trike lowrider