Country Roadster Mugs

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

'Sheep happens.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

French Early Bird

YONDER...next 347 miles.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Love by bike

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the night life-like?

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

OK Yah!

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Heart of America or Bypass

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Hitchhikers