Quirky Roadster Mugs

Trike lowrider

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Parts of an automobile

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Curling Rocks!

Love by bike

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Well? Did you pass?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"It runs on helium."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'Sheep happens.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.