Quirky Roadster T-Shirts

Trike lowrider

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Parts of an automobile

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Curling Rocks!

Love by bike

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Well? Did you pass?'

Have you installed the heater?

"It runs on helium."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Boulder Car

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'Sheep happens.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

And this is the economy model.