Geeky Roadster T-Shirts

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Binary Man

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Essex computer.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Funny math t-shirts

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Computer Psychiatrist.

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'