Roadster At Heart T-Shirts

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Love by bike

Give Way To Cyclists

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Trike lowrider

Clark gets nailed.

Boulder Car

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza