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Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Love by bike

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

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'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Well? Did you pass?'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Trike lowrider

Boulder Car

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Clark gets nailed.

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"Warp 1 - engage!"

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'