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'I'm on my way!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why Superman flies himself

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

The aviation experts come out to play

A drone laying an egg

"Student driver"

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

Kennedy Airport

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."