Retro Roadster T-Shirts

Boulder Car

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

Give Way To Cyclists

How's my abducting?

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Internal Combustion.

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Well? Did you pass?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Trike lowrider

Supercharge bullock cart.

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'