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"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Love by bike

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'You're always living in the past.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Well? Did you pass?'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Kissing bench with rockers

Trike lowrider

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

'Sheep happens.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

You keep ducking!

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'