Romantic Driver T-Shirts

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Thanks for walking me home."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Love by bike

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Double Bike

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'