Romantic Driver Pillows

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Love by bike

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Lion Toupee

Double Bike

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"