Roadster Romantic Pillows

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Run from the hills!

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Mine Shaft of Love.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"So how's married life?"

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"