Romantic Road Tripper Pillows

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Inflating Boobs.

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Valet park only"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.