Whimsical Road Tripper Pillows

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Gridlock on the Yellow Brick Road.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Valet park only"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

Inflating Boobs.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road