Road Tripper With A Twist Pillows

Services 2 Miles: 10 am - communion, 12:00 - Midday Service, 4 pm - Benediction and 7 pm - Evensong.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"I am trying to pull over!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road