Road Tripper With A Twist Gifts

Services 2 Miles: 10 am - communion, 12:00 - Midday Service, 4 pm - Benediction and 7 pm - Evensong.

I thought "E" meant enough.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"I am trying to pull over!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Route 666

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

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