Road Tripper As A Joke Pillows

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Valet park only"

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'