Romantic Rover Pillows

"All my dates have to get her approval."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Thanks for walking me home."

Beach flirting

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Love by bike

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Jet Pack

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"I really like smart women."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Kissing bench with rockers

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

"Who the hell is 101100110?"

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."