Remote Rover Pillows

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Good boy

Walking the Plank.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"We've lost the remote."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Thanks for walking me home."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"There's the remote!"

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"Delivery."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Pirates

Two Pints Today Please.

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'D'you moisturise?'

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."