River Rover Pillows

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

On no account trample growing crops - or cause annoyance to farm animals.

River Report

Fishing from car floating in the water.

A Bear Fishing.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"The stories he'll tell about that puny catch are more bull than you or I will ever be."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Fishing sign.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Fishing direction sign.

Good boy

Walking the Plank.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'Who put that thing there?'

"Thanks for walking me home."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Life Discovered on Mars

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."