Sea Rover Pillows

Lifeboats

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'Oh-oh -- the Cap'n got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

Pirates

'D'you moisturise?'

"We'll have you back on your crutch in no time, Captain."

A life on the ocean wave is better than one at sea...

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Midlife Crisis II

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Whoa!!! Are you a pirate?? Where is your wooden leg? Oh...Sorry...never mind."

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'Betcha can't name all Seven Seas!'

I'm sorry to say that you're allergic to feathers.

'Any of you guys got a 'C' reg corvette?'

'I replied to an ad on gumtree that said 'pirates wanted'.'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Pirate baby.

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for salt water taffy!'

Walking the Plank.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

Captain in a storm

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Touché"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."