Ranch Rover Pillows

Ponderosa

New Guy.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

Ranch Dressing

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Who put that thing there?'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.