Ranch Rover Prints

Ponderosa

New Guy.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Ranch Dressing

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Who put that thing there?'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Gesundheit!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!