Robotic Rancher Prints

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Steak Ted?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

"They're comfortable."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."