Robotic Rancher Pillows

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Cow in love'

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Crossing the Nachos Grande